First Post: So this should be fun.

At the age of 19, I've found myself bound to the retarded traditional rules of a traditional journalism school. As most of you know journalists are supposed to be objective. And well, my fellow weiner loving friends, that is something that is very hard for me. However, I bite my tongue and write my objective stories for my journalism classes, but I needed somewhere to write about what really goes on in this unique (slightly perverse) head.

I'm new to the world of blogging, but I don't think it can be too hard. Seeing how that very gay Paris Hilton lover does it just fine. I figure all you need is an Internet source (check) and an opinion (check). However, I will have to admit I was a little confused on how to spell Weiner. Which is very embarrassing because I have been an avid follower all my life. So I consulted my very handy Google and well it didn't help. Apparently you can spell it Weiner or Wiener...but I think Weiner does it for me..so I'll stick with Weiner. (I capitalize this word, because just like the word God, it deserves recognition). Anyways...enough about pee pees...

Here is the fun part! Where I get to share my ideas:

I recently saw New Moon. I know, I know, this is old news, but I didn't go see it right away because 1)I didn't want to act like I cared and 2) because I didn't feel like walking through all the pre-cum that all the Jr. High kids surely emitted during the feature. I found myself with mixed feelings. I felt like the $7 was definitely worth the soft core porn that is the character Jacob Black. The movie left me sexually frustrated and wondering why no one I met looked like Jacob (then it occurred to me, they're not ware wolves). I found myself very confused on how this Bella character could have two very handsome men at her disposal and yet she still kept it in her pants. I mean he saved your life, at least give him a little head. Then I realized she must have been on her period for most of the movie, which is probably why it was extremely hard for Edward's brother to be around her. Bella's "nightmares" sounded more like wet dreams to me. The overacting in those scenes was absurd and I couldn't help but literally LOL. All in all, I felt like I was watching The Hills..why? BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENED. There were some very awkward kissing scenes (accompanied by moans), suicide attempts by Bella, and a whole lot of 'roid rage. That's my two cents on that.

Note of the Day: I know you like your boyfriend, but is it necessary to hold hands from ACROSS the table? I don't care if you're happy--just keep it to yourself.