You crack me up!

I am currently writing to you with partially frozen fingers. The reason my body is slightly frosted is due to the fact that the bus driver of the 22S Illini thought it'd be appropriate to snub me at the bus stop. I was standing at the stop, the way people are supposed to, and the bus didn't stop. I know the lady saw me because she looked at me and then continued to drive as if to say 'fuck you'. I know what you're thinking, I was probably at the wrong stop, but let me assure you I have gotten on the 22S Illini at that same stop and at that same time plenty of times before. I don't know what was wrong with that wretched old hag, but it's not my fault you're earning minimum wage driving around a bunch of snotty college kids who are going to graduate and possibly make 2x your salary. I didn't do that--you did!

On another note, I had to dodge a very lovely couple outside of Follinger Auditorium today. They were walking along like normal people when suddenly they stopped to bid each other farewell with an intimate kiss and hug..a lingering hug. I wanted to scream, "It's history class, it's not like he's going to war!" But instead I cowarded behind my giant blue Columbia winter jacket (compliments of my mom) and continued on my way.

While I was in my history class that I spoke of earlier (look above) I was surprised by how many cracks I saw in just an hour period. I saw black cracks, Asian cracks, white cracks, fat cracks, tan cracks, skinny cracks..all kind of cracks..it could be a Dr. Seuss book! I was appalled and a little disturbed ..I mean I'm not going to sit here and lie to you--yeah my crack has hung out on occasion--but not intentionally and when it did I was sure to cover it up. Now a days it's like people want you to look at it..well I don't want to look at it. So cover up your cracks it's cold out--plus you don't want your cheeks to get chapped.

Note of the day: Yeah so what, Tiger Woods is a cheater. I don't care and I'm sick of hearing about it. I mean, can you really name your kid Tiger and not expect him to be sexually aggressive?